Birthers Win!

President Barack Obama releases long form birth certificate. The level of debate now takes a giant step backwards as the "Why hasn't Obama released the birth certificate?" will inevitable give way to how the alien technologies used in area 51 and on the World Trade Center were used to falsify the document. The certificate will have to go to experts now, carbon dating, fingerprint analysis, and perhaps DNA testing. Perhaps we should encase it next to the Washington DC copy of the Declaration of Independence so we can all parade past and grasp the obvious.